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You're the reason my dog is pregnant, aren't you?!

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You're only young once. You're immature forever.

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Xerox never comes up with anything original.

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Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay.

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Women DO come with instructions. Just ask them!

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Why does DOS never say "EXCELLENT command or filename"?

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Whoever goes to psychiatrist should have his head examined

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Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?

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When you come to a fork in the road, take it!

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Wear a smile: it increases your face value.

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We gave our organs to science and plan to do the same with our piano.

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Warning: this computer makes hexist remarks!

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Warning! COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.

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Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here

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Use tasteful words, You might have to eat them.

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Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user

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Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!

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Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

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Try our new dehydrated water! Just add ...uh...er...

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Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got was footnotes

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To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady!

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