You're the reason my dog is pregnant, aren't you?!
You're only young once. You're immature forever.
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay.
Women DO come with instructions. Just ask them!
Why does DOS never say "EXCELLENT command or filename"?
Whoever goes to psychiatrist should have his head examined
Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
When you come to a fork in the road, take it!
Wear a smile: it increases your face value.
We gave our organs to science and plan to do the same with our piano.
Warning: this computer makes hexist remarks!
Warning! COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.
Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here
Use tasteful words, You might have to eat them.
Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Try our new dehydrated water! Just add ...uh...er...
Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got was footnotes
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