What flowers grow between your nose and your chin? .... Tulips.
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What do Windows and a handgun have in common?Both are harmless while not loaded.
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What a dog I got. His favourite bone is in my arm!
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
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Two things are sure in life: There is a God, and you are not him.
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Two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know.
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Two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
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Two men went into a diner and sat down at the counter. They ordered two sodas, took sandwiches out of their packs and started to eat them. The owner saw what was going on and approached the men. You can't eat your own sandwiches in here, he complained. The two men stopped, looked at each other, and then swapped their sandwiches.
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Two men looked out of prison bars. One saw mud and the other saw stars.
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Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and ...
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Two brothers were discussing Adam and Eve. The 8-year-old asked: How did Adam and Eve die?And the 4-year-old said: They ate bad fruit..
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T-shirt: My heart belongs to Daddy. . .and so do my credit cards!
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Trust is like money; you spend it, you save it, you lend it, and sometimes you get robbed.
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True power is when what you say is only the tip of the iceberg of what you really know.
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True love is not based on what you have, but it is based on who you really are.
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True love can not be found where it does not truly exist, nor can it be hidden where it does.
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True happiness may be sought, thought, or caught -- but never bought.
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True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare.
False friends are like autumn leaves, scattered everywhere.
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Triumph is umph added to try.
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Treat your friends as you do your pictures, place them in their best light.
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