When fear knocks at the door, and you answer, there will be no one there.
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A religion that is small enough for us to understand would not be large enough for our needs.
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Whenever an armed forces pilot is involved in an aircraft accident, he is required to make a statement of the cause. One young pilot summed up his mishap thus: I believe the cause of the accident was administrative. I should never have graduated from flight school..
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A relationship is like sand in your hand. If held loosely in the palm of your hand it stays there, but as soon as you close your hand tightly it slips through your fingers.
A relationship is like that held tenderly with respect for the other person it last, but once you close your hand to hold on tightly it slips through your fingers.
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Archeologist: someone whose carrier lies in ruins.
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When confronted with a Goliath-sized problem, which way do you respond:
He's too big to hit or like David, He's to big to miss?
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A more expensive tennis racket will not make you a better player.
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When asking a question of someone your not sure of, only ask if you know half the answer.
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A minister was talking to similar group of young children. Who can tell
me what we must do before we can expect forgiveness of sin?
There was a moment's pause, then Tommy made a logical contribution:
Well, sir, first we have got to sin..
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When asked by his Boss why he only worked 4 days a week the enployee replied because I can't manage on 3 days a week.
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When a person wants to believe something, it doesn't take much to convince them.
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A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. Reverend, said the young man, sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip. The minister chuckled, I know what you mean. It's the same in my business..
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When a mother saw a thunderstorm forming in mid-afternoon, she worried about her seven-year-old daughter who would be walking the three blocks from school to home. Deciding to meet her, the mother saw her walking nonchalantly along, stopping to smile whenever lightning flashed. Seeing her mother, the little girl ran to her, explaining happily, All the way home, God's been taking my picture!.
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Am I indecisive? Can I get back to you on that?
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When a church seeks a pastor, they want the strength of an eagle, the grace of a swan, the gentleness of a dove, the friendliness of a sparrow, and the night hours of an owl. And when they catch that bird, they expect the pastor to live on the food of a canary.
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America is a land where citizens vote for Democrats but hope to live like Republicans.
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When a bishop visited one of his remoter parishes, he was surprised to find
only five people in the congregation. He said to the vicar Did you tell the
people I was coming?. The vicar replied No, but Heaven help the person who
did!.
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America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
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What you do when you don't have to do it will determine what you are when it's too late to do anything about it!
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America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.
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A man who throws dirt loses ground.
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