A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head.
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When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
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A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago.
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When placed in God's hands, life is like a chocolate cake: Take something
bitter, something dry, something wet, and a little bit of leaven, mix well,
and let it bake someplace hot. The result is something sweet.
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A scientist knows more & more about less & less till he knows everything about nothing while a philosopher knows less & less about more & more till he knows nothing about everything.
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When no one is watching, live as if someone is.
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As a rule,
Man's a fool.
When it's hot,
He wants it cool.
And when it's cool,
He wants it hot,
Always wanting
What is not.
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When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and
said, I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?
Mom smiled and then replied . . . I remember..
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As a man begins to live more seriously within; he begins to live more simply without.
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When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, I'm not sure. Look in your underwear, Grandma, he advised. Mine says I'm four..
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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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When I'm right no-one remembers, when I'm wrong no-one forgets.
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A rumor is as hard to unspread as butter.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did--in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
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A rose can say I Love You. . . orchids can enthrall. . .
but a weed bouquet in a chubby fist. . . OH MY that says it all!
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When God takes measure of a man.I've often heard it said.He always measures 'round the heart.But never 'round the head.
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A rich person is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least.
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When God closes a door He opens a window.
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Are you wrinkled with burden? Come onto Church for a FAITH LIFT!
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When God allows a burden to be put upon you, He will put His arms underneath you to help you carry it.
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A retired husband is a wife's full time job.
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