A good friend see the first tear, catches the second and stops the third.
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A teacher asked her students if they could use the words 'defeat, defense, and detail' in a sentence. Little Johnny was a smartly, so he answered with, De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail..
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A giving church is a living church.
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At a party, a woman walked up to Calvin Coolidge, 30th President of the United States, and said, My husband bet me I couldn't get three words out of you.Coolidge replied, You lose..
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A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!
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A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell.
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A gentle word, like summer rain, may soothe some heart and banish pain. What joy or sadness often springs, from just the simple little things!
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A sweater is usually put on a child when the parent feels chilly.
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Where will you be sitting in eternity--smoking or non-smoking?
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to honour thy father and thy mother, she asked Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters? Without missing a beat one little boy answered, Thou shall not kill..
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When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, Boys and girls, what do we know about God?A hand shot up in the air. He is an artist! said the kindergarten boy.Really? How do you know? the teacher asked.You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... .
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When you reach the end of light in your life and you find yourself standing before a dark abyss, faith is knowing that when you take the next step there will be something solid to walk on or you will be taught to fly.
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.A small child replied: They couldn't get a baby-sitter..
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When you put somebody down, you have to be down there to hold him down. You could soar high otherwise.
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A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them
to go to church, And why is it necessary to be quiet in church? Annie
replied, Because people are sleeping..
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When you hear a kind word spoken about a friend, tell her so.
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A student writes a letter via telegram to his Dad . . .It goes . . . no fun, send mon, your Son!Dad write back saying . . . so sad, too bad, your Dad!
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When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
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A statesman shears the sheep. A politician skins them.
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When you can't trace God's hand, trust His heart.
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