Attitude might not catch fish, but it helps when you don't.
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A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be What is hell? Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood.
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Attend Church weekly NOT weakly.
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A honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.How did that happen?, gasped her mother.It wasn't easy, admitted the young lady, but three girls helped me catch him..
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A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it.
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, Johnny what is the matter? Little Johnny responded, I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife..
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A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town. When the children returned to school a few days later, one grade school teacher asked her students whether they had used the time away from school constructively. I sure did, teacher, one little girl replied. I just prayed for more snow..
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At Sunday school, the teacher asked Little Johnny, Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things? Sure, Little Johnny replied. They go out in back of the church yard..
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A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when they is counting their blessings.
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A true friend walks in when the world walks out.
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A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.
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A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have.
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A good way to change somebody's attitude is to change your own.
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A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said: Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet.He looked up at her with a raised brow and said:Don't kid me, Mom. I know they're my feet..
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A good school is a community where children learn to live first and foremost as children and not as future adults.
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A tear shed can say more than a hundred words spoken.
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A good marriage is like a casserole: only those involved actually know what goes into it.
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A teacher observed a boy entering the classroom with dirty hands. She stopped him and said, Johnny, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that? With a smile the boy replied, I think I'd be too polite to mention it..
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