A wise man sees as much as he should, not as much as he can.
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A winner says, There must be a better way to do it.A loser says, This is the way it has always been done here.
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All bicycles weigh 50 pounds, except that a 30 pound bicycle needs a 20 pound lock, a 40 pound bicycle needs a 10 pound lock, and a 50 pound bicycle does not need a lock.
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A wife is a person who can look in the top drawer of a dresser and find a man's handkerchief that isn't there.
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A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, Grandpa, did God make you?Yes, sweetheart, he answered, God made me a long time ago.Oh, she paused, Grandpa, did God make me too?Yes, indeed honey, he said, God made you just a little while ago.Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, God's getting
better at it, isn't he?.
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A weird thing about humans is we work till we're sick to get a fortune, then pay a fortune to get well again.
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A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates.When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster piped up so that everyone could hear; Don't pay for me Daddy, I'm under five..
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A vicar was preparing to leave his parish. In order to avoid a particular
parishioner being sad, he said Don't worry, you'll probably get a better
man. Not necessarily, replied the parishioner, that's what the last one
said before he left..
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A little boy was saying his bedtime prayers with his mother:Lord, bless Mommy and Daddy, and God, GIVE ME A NEW BICYCLE!!!Mom: God's not deaf, son.Boy: I know, Mom, but Grandma's in the next room, and she's hard of hearing!
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A vibration is a motion that can't make up its mind which way it wants to go.
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A little boy's prayer. Dear God, please take care of my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother and my doggy and me. Oh, please take care of yourself, God. If anything happens to you, we're gonna be in a big mess..
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A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his
mother, Who am I? Ready to play the game she said, I don't know! Who are
you? WOW! cried the child. Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so
dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!.
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A little boy asked his mother why the minister got a month's vacation while his dad only got two weeks. The mother answered, Well, son, if he's a good minister, he needs it. If he isn't, the congregation needs it..
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Availability is better than ability for God.
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Alimony is having an ex-husband you can bank on.
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Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried.
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Autopsy is a dying practice.
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Alcohol preserves everything but not dignity.
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A twofold national problem is how to preserve the wilderness in the country and get rid of the jungle in the cities.
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Attitude must be an art because it draws, and not a science because it can't be measured.
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A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand.
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