Dear Jesus, Please help Mommy and Daddy. Take care of Brother and Me. And please God, take care of yourself cause if anything happens to you we are in big trouble. Amen.
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Always buy good shoes, and a good bed. Because if you aren't in one, you're in the other.
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Dear God, help me to guard my tongue and learn to say
the right thing at the right time for the right reason in the right way.
Help me, too, to know when to keep my mouth shut.
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A luxury once enjoyed becomes a necessity.
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Although they had no first aid class,Egyptians were not dummies.They knew the art of bandaging,They learned it from their Mummies.
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A young person knows the rules but the old person knows the exceptions.
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A young minister was helping his wife with the dishes meanwhile complaining: This is not a man's job! Oh, yes, it is! she said, as she quoted from 2 Kings 21:13, I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a
dish, wiping it and turning it upside down!.
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A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
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A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
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A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say Grace when he opened the casserole dish that his thrifty bride had prepared from countless refrigerator leftovers. I don't know, he said dubiously. It seems to me that we've blessed all this stuff before..
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A word gets its meaning by the person who speaks it.
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A woman never shot a man while he was doing dishes.
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All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
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A 'wish' changes nothing. A 'decision' changes everything!
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All of us are God's creatures... just some are more creature than others.
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A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home..
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All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner.
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A wise person has something to say, a fool has to say something.
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All men can fly, but sadly, only in one direction -- down.
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A wise person escapes temptation and leaves no forwarding address.
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All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness.
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