I still miss my wife - but my aim is improving!
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I have great faith in agnosticism.
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I got lost in thought. It was an unfamiliar territory.
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I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates
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I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.
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I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food.
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I am schizophrenic, and so am I.
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I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.*
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Honest, teacher! A virus REALLY did eat my homework!
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Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch?
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Heredity is what sets parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
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Help stamp out philatelists.
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Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.
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He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
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He who loses his head is usually the last one to miss it.
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He who laughs last probably didn't understand the joke.
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Have I found God? What? Did you lose him AGAIN?!
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Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
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God? Well, first of all, She's black.
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