Men Quotes

Men are like stars... only one can make your dreams come true.

A woman needs four animals in her life: a mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the driveway, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.

God created man first because you have to have a rough draft before you create a masterpiece.

I’d kiss you good night, but I just washed my hair.

A man is never worth your tears, and the one who is won’t make you cry.

Woman was God’s second blunder.

God created women to please the eye and trouble the mind.

If women knew what we were thinking, they’d never stop slapping us.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn’t want.

Women have their faults. Men have only two: Everything they say and everything they do.

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, the way to a woman’s heart is through his wallet.

One woman is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am well; another virtuous, yet I am well; but till all graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in my grace.

Women and cats do what they do; there is nothing a man can do about it.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

I don’t get all the women that I want, I get all the women that want me.

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end-to-end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.

The best for a man and the best for a woman is not the same.

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.