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A man is never worth your tears, and the one who is won’t make you cry.

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Woman was God’s second blunder.

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God created women to please the eye and trouble the mind.

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If women knew what we were thinking, they’d never stop slapping us.

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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn’t want.

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Women have their faults. Men have only two: Everything they say and everything they do.

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The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, the way to a woman’s heart is through his wallet.

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One woman is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am well; another virtuous, yet I am well; but till all graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in my grace.

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Women and cats do what they do; there is nothing a man can do about it.

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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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I don’t get all the women that I want, I get all the women that want me.

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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end-to-end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.

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The best for a man and the best for a woman is not the same.

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If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

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Any guy can give you the key to his bedroom, but a real man gives you the key to his heart.

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One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women.

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The problem with women is that they get all worked up over absolutely nothing, and then they marry him.

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There is a tide in the affairs of women which, when taken at the flood, leads God knows where.

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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.

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