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Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn’t they’d be married too.

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No man is ever too old to look at a woman, and no woman is ever too fat to hope that he will look.

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Temptation is the woman’s weapon and the man’s excuse.

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When a woman says she won’t, it is a good sign that she will. And when she says she will it is an even better sign.

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When I die, I wish to comeback as one of her tears. What man would be so lucky as to have been conceived in her heart, born in her eyes, live on her cheeks, and die at her lips.

By: Aksh Dhiman # 2
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When women kiss it always reminds one of prizefighters shaking hands.

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I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn’t is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

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Listless: what men become when their wives don’t give them a list.

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Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn’t there the first time you need him, chances are you won’t be needing him again.

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Women give to men the very gold of their lives, but they invariably want it back in small change.

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Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

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Every woman is a rebel, and usually in violent revolt against herself.

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A bad man is the sort of man who admires innocence, and a bad woman is the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.

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Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price.

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I’ll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They’re too much fun.

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I love the women’s movement -- especially when walking behind it.

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A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dream world.

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Men are like stars... only one can make your dreams come true.

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A woman needs four animals in her life: a mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the driveway, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.

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God created man first because you have to have a rough draft before you create a masterpiece.

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I’d kiss you good night, but I just washed my hair.

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