No man is ever too old to look at a woman, and no woman is ever too fat to hope that he will look.
When a woman says she won’t, it is a good sign that she will. And when she says she will it is an even better sign.
When I die, I wish to comeback as one of her tears. What man would be so lucky as to have been conceived in her heart, born in her eyes, live on her cheeks, and die at her lips.
I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn’t is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.
Listless: what men become when their wives don’t give them a list.
Women give to men the very gold of their lives, but they invariably want it back in small change.
Every woman is a rebel, and usually in violent revolt against herself.
Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price.
I love the women’s movement -- especially when walking behind it.
Men are like stars... only one can make your dreams come true.