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When the one man loves the one woman and the one woman loves the one man, the very angels desert heaven and come and sit in that house and sing for joy.
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Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the common-sensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
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As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.
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Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
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Come, let's be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with.
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Any married man should forget his mistakes no use two people remembering the same thing.
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Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.
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Love, the strongest and deepest element in all life, the harbinger of hope, of joy, of ecstasy; love, the defier of laws, of all conventions; love, the freest, the most powerful molder of human destiny; how can such an all-compelling force be synonymous with that poor little Stateand church-begotten weed, marriage?
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One of the best things about marriage is that it gets young people to bed at a decent hour.
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I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
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Wasn't marriage, like life, unstimulating and unprofitable and somewhat empty when too well ordered and protected and guarded. Wasn't it finer, more splendid, more nourishing, when it was, like life itself, a mixture of the sordid and the magnificent; of mud and stars; of earth and flowers; of love and hate and laughter and tears and ugliness and beauty and hurt.
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Thus Dante's motto over Inferno applies with equal force to marriage: "Ye who enter here leave all hope behind."
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Alimony The ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
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Think not because you are now wed That all your courtship's at an end.
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Most marriages can survive "better or worse." The tester is all the years of "exactly the same."
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What's for dinner?" is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.
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If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse as a man shoots himself.
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The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled it's just the opposite!
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After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
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Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
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One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you."
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