Jokes Quotes

The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.

Only a heart can find the way to another heart. A wise man can laugh at his jokes.

The funniest line in English is ''Get it?'' When you say that, everyone chortles.

Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a "joke.

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

It's fun to imagine what you could do with that kind of money. I could buy that island I've wanted to buy all my life, and live there with my family. Or I could buy some great piece of art that's just going to feed my eyes every day. It's fun to toy with the notion of that, and it is very tempting because money, unfortunately is freedom in today's world.

Ok,Ok; I'm gonna freak right out now.

They're creative, they've got stamina and a sense of fun. You couldn't ask for more.

It was great fun working on that stuff with [Sean Connery]. It was a question of just give and take, passing the ball at the right time, seeing who was open.

Colin is the sort of name you give your goldfish for a joke.