A single mother works hard to put food on her family.
I had mixed reactions. Like watching your mother-in-law drive your new car off a cliff.
Coffee (coughee) is someone coughed upon passed on by J Gibbons.
The British tourist was asked what he thought of the Grand Canyon.. and wrote back 'gorge-ous'.
The seal went into the restaurant and was asked by the waiter if he would like a Canadian Club on the rocks. He replied no thank you.
Poor George. He can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.
You're the opposite of a paranoid. You're under the illusion that everyone likes you.
He'd never laugh at my jokes. I was a woman, meaning my relationship with humor should have been as an object, not a perpetrator.
I was honored to witness Tibetan sky burial.. and wrote this poem about it. Birdie birdie in the sky dropped piece of Grandpa in my eye.
I put a picture of her guru on the stove.. I call it Om on the range.
I berated a tomato in my garden today for 20 minutes.. It didn't move.. Must be a pacifist.
Virgos administer charity with tweezers (said in self deprecating humor about his virgo planets) (Virgo pours out his life in service to others).
We know you've sinned but give us a couple bucks and we'll send you a gift certificate to heaven.
There's a woman in China having a baby every 6 minutes. They're trying to find her to stop her.
I am no longer a curmudgeon. I am a curmudgeon emeritus.
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I knew her better than herself …and she was beautiful and strong and felt deep. It has always surprised me to see the way she saw herself; how little she thought about her person. It struck me as surprising because every single time I’ve seen her, I’ve thought her larger than life. And that’s why the world feared her. Because they couldn’t compare to her; she raised a new bar for others to be measured by. Because looking at the sun hurts…and she was that to me. My own piece of sky.
Aisha…is it wrong of me to wish you to break a leg? Into many tiny, little pieces? And when or if it heals…would it be too much to hope it ends up looking in the wrong direction…like backwards? Because I truly do. From the bottom of my little, black heart.” She crossed her fingers over said thing.