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A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed.

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Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

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They are so afraid we shall break down, and you know the reputation of the college is at stake, for the question is, can girls get a college degree without injuring their health.

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When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible. College isn’t the place to go for ideas.

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Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology.

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Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates….

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You can lead a boy to college but you can’t make him think.

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To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.

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Bryn Mawr had done what a four-year dose of liberal education was designed to do: unfit her for eighty per cent of useful work of the world.

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If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.

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If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

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The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.

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Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.

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The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

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They are so afraid we shall break down, and you know the reputation of the college is at stake, for the question is, can girls get a college degree without injuring their health.

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