Funny Exam Quotes
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Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible. College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology.
You can lead a boy to college but you can’t make him think.
To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.