Food Quotes

There is no such thing as a pretty good omelette.

Avoid fresh meats, which angry up the blood. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. Go very light in the vices such as carrying on in society. The social ramble ain't restful. Don't look back. Someone might be gaining on you.

Most of us are either too thin to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.

First rule of Economics : our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.

Upscale people are fixated with food simply because they are now able to eat so much of it without getting fat, and the reason they don't get fat is that they maintain a profligate level of calorie expenditure. The very same people whose evenings begin with melted goat's cheese...get up at dawn to run, break for a mid-morning aerobics class, and watch the evening news while racing on a stationary bicycle.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid, and my mother made me eat it. I am President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.

Vegiburgers are wrong.

Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mail in the waste-basket, it should be saved for the dinner guests.

Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Many people believe the names of In 'n Out and Steak 'n Shake perfectly describe the contrast in bedroom techniques between the coast and the heartland.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one.

When we eat the flesh of an animal, anger is there in the meat.

The milk of cows goats and dromedaries is for their children alone a dairy They know this from Beijing to Lagos New Delhi Moscow and Londonderry.

Just as animals secrete adrenalin fighting for their lives in slaughterhouses, so fish as they are being smothered and are suffocating, secrete adrenalin in panic. This adrenalin is a protein enzyme whose links are only partially broken by cooking. Eating adrenalin soaked meat and fish is the consumption of biochemical terror.

Oh God because we are so inconstant and forgetful in our actions, we offer to You now all the food that has ever been is now or will ever be consumed by any being. We ask that You accept our humble actions.

What is wastelage? a euphemism for half grain half animal waste.. fed back to the animals before going onto human waists.

Seven's a banquet nine a brawl.

I have found it to be the most serious objection to coarse labors long continued, that they compelled me to eat and drink coarsely also.