English Quotes

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But Lord! to see the absurd nature of Englishmen, that cannot forbear laughing and jeering at everything that looks strange
By: Amit Kher # 20
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An Englishman, being flattered, is a lamb; threatened, a lion
By: Amit Kher # 20
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An Englishman is a man who lives on and island in the North Sea governed by Scotsmen
By: Amit Kher # 20
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The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it makes
By: Amit Kher # 20
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One has often wondered whether upon the whole earth there is anything so unintelligent, so unapt to perceive how the world is really going, as an ordinary young Englishman of our upper class
By: Amit Kher # 20
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The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn''t sex but something else
By: Amit Kher # 20
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In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted
By: Amit Kher # 20
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The English are not happy unless they are miserable, the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the Scots are not at home unless they are abroad
By: Amit Kher # 20
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The English are not very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity
By: Amit Kher # 20
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The English never draw a line without blurring it
By: Amit Kher # 20
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Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon... the two most beautiful words in the English language.
By: Amit Sana # 31
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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
By: Amit Sana # 31
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If any Englishman dedicated his life to securing the freedom of India, resisting tyranny and serving the land, I should welcome that Englishman as an Indian.
By: Amit Sana # 31
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The English people on the whole are surely the nicest people in the world and everyone makes everything so easy for everybody else, that there is almost nothing to resist at all.
By: Amit Sana # 31
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The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it.
By: Amit Sana # 31
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The American English manners are for more frightening than none at all.
By: Amit Sana # 31
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Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.
By: Neha Dhupia # 11
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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
By: Neha Dhupia # 11
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