Computer Quotes - Page 5
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Broadband sucks in the sense that goatse loads before i can close the window...
Cryptanalysis is the study of turning other peoples' harmless mistakes into catastrophic errors.
Ban cryptography ! Yes. Let's also ban pencils, pens and paper, since criminals can use them to draw plans of the joint they are casing or even, god forbid, create one time pads to pass uncrackable codes to each other. Ban open spaces since criminals could use them to converse with each other out of earshot of the police. Let's ban flags since they could be used to pass secret messages in semaphore. In fact let's just ban all forms of verbal and non-verbal communication — let's see those criminals make plans now !
See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.
'INSERT DISK THREE' ? But I can only get two in the drive !
I have NOT lost my mind — I have it backed up on tape somewhere.
I went to a gentleman's cybercafe — and they offered me a 'laptop dance'.
Making fun of AOL users is like making fun of the kid in the wheel chair.