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Those who can't write programs, write help files.

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Broadband sucks in the sense that goatse loads before i can close the window...

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Hey ! It compiles ! Ship it !

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Cryptanalysis is the study of turning other peoples' harmless mistakes into catastrophic errors.

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Ban cryptography ! Yes. Let's also ban pencils, pens and paper, since criminals can use them to draw plans of the joint they are casing or even, god forbid, create one time pads to pass uncrackable codes to each other. Ban open spaces since criminals could use them to converse with each other out of earshot of the police. Let's ban flags since they could be used to pass secret messages in semaphore. In fact let's just ban all forms of verbal and non-verbal communication — let's see those criminals make plans now !

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Worth noting: running 'reboot -h' does NOT produce a helpful usage message.

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See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.

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Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean ?

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Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk ?

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'INSERT DISK THREE' ? But I can only get two in the drive !

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What do you mean by 'RAM DISK is not an installation procedure' ?

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I have NOT lost my mind — I have it backed up on tape somewhere.

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Back up my hard disk ? I can't find the reverse switch !

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Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS !

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I can't uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of 'Uninstall Shield'.

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I went to a gentleman's cybercafe — and they offered me a 'laptop dance'.

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The only business that is ever threatened by improved technologies are those that need to be left behind.

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Making fun of AOL users is like making fun of the kid in the wheel chair.

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Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users ?

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They say one of a baby's first non-verbal forms communication is pointing. Clicking must be somewhere just after that.

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Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.

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