Computer Quotes - Page 4
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Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you.
Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.
Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
Steve Jobs may have the apple, but Bill Gates has the entire orchard !
Macintosh computer are easy to use. It's also easy to stick your hand in a wood chipper.
The Macintosh uses an experimental pointing device called a 'mouse.' There is no evidence that people want to use these things. What businessman knows about point sizes on typefaces or the value of variable point sizes ? Who out there in the general marketplace even knows what a 'font' is ?
Yeah, Jesus tried to save me, but there was no space left on his memory card.