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Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

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Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you.

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Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

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Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.

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Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.

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Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

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Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

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COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.

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Better to be a geek than an idiot.

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Any fool can use a computer. Many do.

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After Perl everything else is just assembly language.

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Steve Jobs may have the apple, but Bill Gates has the entire orchard !

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Saying to buy a Mac because your anti-virus expired is like saying you're out of condoms so you're just going to fuck dudes.

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Macintosh computer are easy to use. It's also easy to stick your hand in a wood chipper.

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The Mac finder really puts the 'stupid' in 'Keep It Simple, Stupid'.

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The Macintosh uses an experimental pointing device called a 'mouse.' There is no evidence that people want to use these things. What businessman knows about point sizes on typefaces or the value of variable point sizes ? Who out there in the general marketplace even knows what a 'font' is ?

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Yo moma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.

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Yeah, Jesus tried to save me, but there was no space left on his memory card.

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Jesus saves... So why the fuck didn't I ?

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The world is coming to an end... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS !

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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

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