Computer Quotes

If at first you don't succeed; call it version .

I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing.

Hey! It compiles! Ship it!

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you.

Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.

Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.

Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

Any fool can use a computer. Many do.

After Perl everything else is just assembly language.

Steve Jobs may have the apple, but Bill Gates has the entire orchard !

Saying to buy a Mac because your anti-virus expired is like saying you're out of condoms so you're just going to fuck dudes.

Macintosh computer are easy to use. It's also easy to stick your hand in a wood chipper.

The Mac finder really puts the 'stupid' in 'Keep It Simple, Stupid'.

The Macintosh uses an experimental pointing device called a 'mouse.' There is no evidence that people want to use these things. What businessman knows about point sizes on typefaces or the value of variable point sizes ? Who out there in the general marketplace even knows what a 'font' is ?

Yo moma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.