To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password.
The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.
The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.
SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.
Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough.