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Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.

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To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password.

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There are types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.

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The more I C, the less I see.

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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

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The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.

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SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.

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Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.

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Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.

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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

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Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.

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Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.

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Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.

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I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly"

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If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise.

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If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough.

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If at first you don't succeed; call it version .

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I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing.

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Hey! It compiles! Ship it!

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