Computer Quotes - Page 3

1665 views
249 quotes
Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
There are types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
The more I C, the less I see.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly"
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
If at first you don't succeed; call it version .
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing.
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes
Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
By: shekhar # 1
In Computer Quotes

  Showing 43 - 63 of 249

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10  | Next >
Submit a Quote