Computer Quotes

Windows Vista: It's like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.

Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?"

Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.

To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password.

There are types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.

The more I C, the less I see.

The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.

SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.

Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.

Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.

Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly"

If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise.

If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough.