Bumper Stickers Quotes - Page 8

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I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are.
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Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
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Physically pffffffft!
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I need somebody bad. Are you bad?
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Annapolis--A drinking town with a sailing problem.
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I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.
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Life is short, make fun of it.
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My reality check just bounced.
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At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.
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I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes.
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On the front: 60 is not old.
On the back: ...If you're a tree.
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I childproofed my house, but they still get in.
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I is a college student.
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Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
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Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
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All men are idiots....I married their king.
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Grow your own dope, plant a man.
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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Heart Attacks... God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
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