Bumper Stickers Quotes - Page 7

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Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
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Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
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It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
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It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
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History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
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Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.
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I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
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If you are psychic - think "HONK"
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Keep honking, I'm reloading.
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I'm just driving this way to get you mad.
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In God we trust. All others we polygraph.
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Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral.
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Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
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Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.
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Dangerously under-medicated.
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We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
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Keep staring....I may do a trick.
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Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
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It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
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