Bumper Stickers Quotes - Page 6

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I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck
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I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
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Adults are just kids who owe money.
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Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
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Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
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Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be ... ?
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I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
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Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
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Seen on a woman's car: "Men call us birds, we pick up worms"
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
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He who laughs last thinks slowest!
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I love animals, they taste great.
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MY CHILD was trustee of the month at ELMWOOD!!
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5 for extremely large values of 2.
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I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
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Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
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