Bumper Stickers Quotes - Page 5

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Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
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Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
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Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
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Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
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The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Anarchy is better than no government at all.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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A penny saved is ridiculous.
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
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Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
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You! Off my planet!
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Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
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I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
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This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
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Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
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