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We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
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Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
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Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
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DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
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IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.
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SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.
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I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
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ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
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YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
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DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
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OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
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WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
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NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.
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DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
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Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
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You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!
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Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
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Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
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