Bumper Stickers Quotes - Page 2

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Save California; when you leave take someone with you.
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Geez if you belive in honkus.
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Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle. (hahaha!)
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Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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My other wife is beautiful.
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The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
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Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
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Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.
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Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
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Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.
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When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).
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My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
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Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
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Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
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If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
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It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
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Welcome to Texas, now go home.
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Beautify Texas. Put a Yankee on a bus.
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I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
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It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
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