Baseball Quotes - Page 8
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No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games.
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini.
Baseball is not necessarily an obsessive-compulsive disorder, like washing your hands 100 times a day, but it's beginning to seem that way.
Baseball, to me, is still the national pastime because it is a summer game.
You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.
Confucious say: Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
A baseball fan has the digestive apparatus of a billy goat.
Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs.
It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.