Baseball Quotes

Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd, Buy me some peanuts and cracker-jack-- I don't care if I never get back.

The whole history of baseball has the quality of mythology.

Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is . . . well, an umpire.

The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball.

There is still nothing in life as constant and as changing at the same time as an afternoon at a ballpark.

Baseball is a ballet without music. Drama without words. A carnival without kewpie dolls.

He's a legend in his own mind.

Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.

My favorite umpire is a dead one.

You can't hit what you can't see.

It would be difficult to conceive a finer example of true sport.

Baseball is our national game.

In football the object is to march into enemy territory and cross his goal. In baseball the object is to go home.

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror.

You have to have a lot of the little boy in you to play baseball for a living.

Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.

Good ballplayers make good citizens.

It's the underground nuclear testing. Because of that, all gravity is leaving the earth. And so are the baseballs.

Baseball is a game of inches.

Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife, your agent, your investment counselor, your stockbroker, and your publisher.