Baby Quotes

If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it.

No one who has seen a baby sinking back satiated from the breast and falling asleep with flushed cheeks and a blissful smile, can escape the reflection that this picture persists as a prototype of the expression of sexual satisfaction in later life.

Except that right side up is best, there is not much to learn about holding a baby. There are one hundred and fifty-two distinctly different ways -- and all are right! At least all will do.

I have no name, I am but two days old. "What shall I call thee?" "I am happy, Joy is my name." Sweet joy befall thee!

The out of wedlock birth rate of black Americans is 70%.

poopy is soft and pp is watery was is the real thing.

Enpine the cone! Enoak acorn! Enpear the seed that inner sun be freed!

Stop trying to perfect your children, but keep trying to perfect your relationship with them.

Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

All babies need a lap.