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ZEUS, n. The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog.
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What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog.
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PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
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MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway.
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J, n. A consonant in English, but some nations use it as a vowel . . . from a Latin verb, "jacere", "to throw," because when a stone is thrown at a dog the dog's tail assumes that shape.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
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Every dog must have its day.
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EFFECT, n. The second of two phenomena which always occur together in the same order. The first, called a Cause, is said to generate the other -- which is no more sensible than it would be . . . to declare the rabbit the cause of a dog [who pursues it].
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Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
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Anyone who hates dogs and kids can't be all bad.
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The poet is a man who lives at last by watching his moods. An old poet comes at last to watch his moods as narrowly as a cat does a mouse.
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The mice which helplessly find themselves between the cats teeth acquire no merit from their enforced sacrifice.
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The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
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SACRED, adj. Dedicated to some religious purpose; having a divine character; inspiring solemn thoughts or emotions; as . . . the Cow in India; the Crocodile, the Cat and the Onion of ancient Egypt.
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I'm a real pussy cat -- with an iron tail.
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God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
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God is really another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He just goes on trying other things.
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FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.
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A lotta cats copy the Mona Lisa, but people still line up to see the original.
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A dog will look up on you; a cat will look down on you; however, a pig will see you eye to eye and know it has found an equal.
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The birds I heard today, which, fortunately, did not come within the scope of my science, sang as freshly as if it had been the first morning of creation.
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