Animals Quotes

Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend.

One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste, or a trial run for the jugular.

When the cat's away, chances are he's been run over.

Cats are a waste of fur.

People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.

People who wish to salute the free and independent side of their evolutionary character acquire cats. People who wish to pay homage to their servile and salivating roots own dogs.

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe murderer.

Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have. Cats are slimmer, cleaner, more attractive, disloyal, and lazy....Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. In fact, cats possess so many of the same qualities as some people (expensive girlfriends, for instance) that it's often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.

The trouble with a kitten is that... Eventually.... It becomes a cat!

Pussy-cat, pussy-cat, where have you been? I've been to London to look at the Queen. Pussy-cat, pussy-cat, what did you there? I frightened a little mouse under the chair.

When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime for her more than she is to me?

When the tea is brought at five o'clock And all the neat curtains are drawn with care, The little black cat with bright green eyes Is suddenly purring there.

Cats are the natural companions of intellectuals. They are silent watchers of dreams, inspiration and patient research.

There has never been a cat Who couldn't calm me down By walking slowly Past my chair

I gave my cat a bath the other day ... they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that . . .

I purr and your blues fade away. I snuggle close and a frown turns to a smile. I play chase and your world fills with laughter. And in return, all I ask, is two meals a day... ...and all your love.

If cats could talk, they would lie to you.

Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat.

Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs and patronizes human beings.