Animals Quotes

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

Thus every dog at last will have his day - He who this morning smiled, at night may sorrow; The grub today's a butterfly tomorrow.

Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Pet a dog where he can't scratch and he'll always be your friend.

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, "What's in it for me?"

The dog is mentioned in the Bible eighteen times -- the cat not even once.

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

On the green banks of Shannon, when Sheelah was nigh, No blithe Irish lad was so happy as I; No harp like my own could so cheerily play, And wherever I went was my poor dog Tray.

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.

The cattle are grazing, Their heads never raising: There are forty feeding like one!

The friendly cow all red and white, I love with all my heart: She gives me cream with all her might To eat with apple-tart.

Have you listened still on a desert hill At the close of a bitter day, When the orange sun in wispy clouds Has sat in a greenish haze? In a cold white world the deepening drifts That would cover the land like a pall, Then the plaintive bawl of a hungry cow, Is the loneliest sound of all.

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

Moo" may represent an idea, but only the cow knows.

I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one!

To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you . . . They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.