Absurdity Quotes

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To string incongruities and absurdities together in a wandering and sometimes purposeless way, and seem innocently unaware that they are absurdities, is the basis of the American art, if my position is correct.
By: Shalini Malhotra # 6
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Only an occupied nation trusts space travel to war profiteers.
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam..
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in the sun.
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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His philosophy is the cans
tied on the back
of a shotgun wedding car.
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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I like to think of myself as someone who pretty much knows about eating and drinking but also about drinking and eatink.
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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Max Cleland left 3 of his limbs behind in Vietnam..
the Republicans called him unpatriotic.. they wanted
him to leave his 4th there too?
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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Why do blacks identify with the Christian religion
of their oppressors?


Source: Diane Rehm Show guest.
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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The rain in the Ukraine
falls mainly
not on the plains.
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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If you miss the taste of meat.. just take out a veggie burger and whiz on it.
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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How can a human being be 2 birds at once?
This is not a reference to Robert White of Case
Western Univ. who has killed 2 monkeys with 1
knife.. making 2 headed primates, dogs, rats...
but to those who are simultaneously chickenhawks
and cuckoo birds.. inhabiting stolen White House
and Vice President's mansion nests.
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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Baby maggots don't have
the same PR firm
that baby colts and bunnies
have.
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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A mistake is a Buddhist gift.

Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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Never trusted is the sweet talk
of a henhawk.
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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Tom Delay did bugs exterminate
before he did kid soldiers terminate.
Kissinger's Bremer has not been forthright
about how many died in the last fortnight.
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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When one eats cow's tongue, who is tasting whom?
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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Your political philosophy is like casting a net at a cloud and trying
to catch something.
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created by
God to adapt to deserts made by treekilling human beings

The animal made by human commitee

had pickled pigs' feet .. the pigs now had no feet ..
frog's legs ...the frogs now had no legs
chicken's thighs... the chickens now had no thighs
lamb's ribs .. the lamb now had no ribs
turkey's breasts.. the turkey's chest was carved
sheep's eyes which watched the devourers
calf brains which contained Mad Cow

and God sent angels
to wipe all violence from the earth
from this day forth

© S N Shriver.
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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funny you should mention that, you see if you understood what I was saying then you might know what I was talking about.
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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the curtains? no not the curtains!
By: Nihal Singh # 36
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There is nothing so absurd as knowledge spun too fine.
By: Aksh Dhiman # 2
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When people suddenly become prosperous, they also become preposterous.
By: Aksh Dhiman # 2
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